Dear VueZone,

I want to thank you for your wonderful service. Thanks to you, I no longer stand wrongly accused, and I’ve reclaimed my rightful place as emperor of my kingdom. Let me explain…

A few months ago my stateroom started becoming inexplicably disturbed. Food would be scattered about, things would be knocked onto the floor, and there would be a foul stench in the air. My subjects would blame me, and say things like, “Bean – what has gotten into you?” Of course, I was indignant. Everyone knows I’m one of the cleanest creatures on Earth. What other creature licks itself so clean that it coughs up hair balls? But I digress.

The situation was becoming increasingly tense with each incident. I was furious that my subjects were letting this happen to me – and insulted that they would blame me for the crime! After a while they hatched a scheme – to use video to ‘catch me in the act.’

I did not think much about their plan. First, I knew I was innocent. Second, my subjects aren’t too bright. They haven’t installed any system more complex than a toaster – ever. So you can imagine my surprise when they were streaming live video over the Internet within minutes of opening the box. But what happened next almost knocked me off my feet.

Within days, they had indeed caught the perp in the act. The cameras started rolling automatically thanks the motion detection feature. Sure, he’s wearing a mask, but I’m pretty sure we’ll be able to ID him in a lineup!

Thanks a million, VueZone…you vindicated me! And I have the video evidence to prove it.

Perrrfectly Pleased,
Bean the Cat